2000

Roses are red and Violets are blue;
I love the most when there's me and you.

I'm not trying to possess or show my love towards anyone but I've really ran out of topic today. Owh~ I really have no idea on what to post on this lovely day filled with love and happiness. In fact, my everyday life is filled with love and happiness! *A big clap* Woo-hoo!

Mr. Coke Chow actually asked me to post a 2000 word essay since my post is always short and straight to the point. Don't be shy, I know you like to read my blog and you are not satisfied to see my short posts. Woo-haa-haa~ Here I come to fullfill your thirst. *Dang dang dang dang* ( Sound effect).

This is how it sounds:

Once upon a time, there was one pig named Kit. Kit is not an ordinary pig as he is very ambitious and his ambition is to be a great singer. After he had graduated from the UOP- University of Pigs, he decided to chase his for dreams. Kit began his journey after giving a goodbye-kiss to his fiance, Yin. They are so deeply in loved that he brought nothing but only a picture of Yin with him. There he goes~

"One night in 北京，我留下许多情..."

"Hey! Can you please keep your voices down? It's already cold here and you don't have to lower the temparature!" said Min the penguin.

"我的热情！好像一把火！燃烧了整个沙漠~"

Kit didn't bother about Min and continued his singing.

"草J拜! I say: stop singing!!!!!!!!"

Kit was buuzaa-ed and the he left South Pole and headed to India.

"Ah-bu-neh-neh Ah-bu-neh-neh Ah-bu-neh-neh-neh!"

"Hey Pandi (pig in Tamil)~ You arre verry noisyyyyy *stressed on the 'R' sound* ~ We India don't sing ah-bu-neh-neh song, we sing margalee puvee!" Said En the beautiful peacock.

"Oh OK OK~ Margalee puvee......margalee puvee~"

"Aiyoh pandi you sing not nice la! Don't sing don't sing... You go la, we peacock don't like your sing... I know I broken English, you understand?"

Kit felt so depressed that peacock likes his song neither.

"一个冷漠，一个决绝，不多不少，不相伯仲，你我再也不拖不欠..."

There he saw a beautiful Zebra sitting alone, crying.

"Hello miss, what happened? Why are you crying alone here? Anything I can help?"

Thereby the zebra Ms. Angel Han looked at him and say: " My fiance dumped me because his mother don't like my stripes! Woo-woo-woo....."

Kit was curious and asked Angel Han: "Your fiance's mother is not a zebra?"

Angel Han answered: " WTF! I'm a horse!! You don't push me into the sea of fire! These are tattoo's you idiot! Leave me alone or I'll kick you to the deep of hell!"

Are you buuzaa-ed as you reach this part? Me too. But I have to end the story also.

Kit felt extremely depressed as nobody appreciates his beautiful voice and he had decided to go home and get married with his fiance, Yin and they lived happily ever after... <3

THE END

Thousands of apologies to all of my readers and sorry for the 3-5 minutes that you've wasted. I really don't know what to post >.<